If [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak's Life Was Manga

May. 16th, 2007 10:22 am
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If [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak's life was manga, her obsession with fabric would grant her the power to perform impossible tasks with but a single strip. She would have been recruited by the British Weavers assossiation for her skills and be asked to go on missions of vital importance. These missions would all involve retrieving some rare piece of fabric that is inexplicably linked to the success or failure of the master villain's world domination plans. [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak would rescue the material, fall in love with it and turn it into an overengineered bag, jacket or an innocuous bookmark.

Parts of the organisation of the weavers assossiation will be located under the Leeds royal armouries and she will be handing over the "new and improved" fabric only to discover that her boss has been working with the villain all along. A battle will ensue during which she will manipulate various exhibits and banners as someone else starts throwing random swords around. There will be a desperate escape that involves twirling down the central column of the stairs between all the civil war weapons. She will only survive due to a small piece of fabric she tied in her hair earlier.

If her life was manga, one of the medieval texts she reads would contain directions to a mystical portal that would release demons into the world. Further reading would also turn up a fallen angel, some ancient magical texts and a fantastic recipe for chocolate cake. She will be forced to locate four elemental artifacts (and their wielders) by travelling to obscure, but scenic, locations. Each person will be obvious to her by the fact their appearence will be colour themed to their element. She will then realise that the final key needed to save the world has been hiding in a box at home all along.

This final key will either be, a book, ornament that becomes and animal, or old family heirloom. It will inevitably be stolen just before she gets to it. Using the previously found magic books and elemental friends, she will make do without the key and still manage to seal the portal much to the shock of the villain. This sealing will probably involve blood, sweat and tears. The tears will redeem the fallen angel who will sacrifice himself to ensure her survival.

If her life were a manga, she would get a message from our father stating that she was betrothed at birth to a random passing tourist's son. The discription will strangely fit with [livejournal.com profile] lucian_albrecht's father. Rather content to not fulfil the promise any time soon they will discover rather quickly that [livejournal.com profile] lucian_albrecht has also been betrothed to several other random people since then. One of these will be the catgirl following me around. [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak will have to defend her honour and [livejournal.com profile] lucian_albrecht will also reveal to [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak that he is the heir to a Magical, martial arts, alien hunters consiracy group, which he has set up in the basement of the house.

The alien conspiracy will have infiltrated the IMC in order to locate the people most likely to decode the ancient text that explain how to reboot their saucer's mainframe. They will also be interested in the medieval cooking. [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak will use her job as a cover to search for them whilst also making sure the suitors don't scupper the whole plan. A battle will ensue in the cooking class and one of the suitors will reveal themselves to be part of the plot. However, swayed by [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak's self sacrificing nature they will turn on their fellows in order to help her. Once the battle it done, the alien will mention that they are of dual gender and attempt to persue them both. [livejournal.com profile] midnightoak will manage to avoid letting her boos finding out about the fight but will sleep for a week afterwards.

Date: 2007-05-16 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucian-albrecht.livejournal.com
w00t! Catgirl FTW!

Date: 2007-05-16 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tusenord.livejournal.com
You are truly insane. I wish you knew me well enough to make one of these for me too!

hugs Malin

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