If
choccoweeble's life was manga
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choccoweeble's life was manga, she would receive a letter in the post stating that she (and the company she works for) had been chosen to represent Earth in an interplanetary competition. This competition would decide the fate of every living thing on the planet. She would arrive at work to discover that the Auditors, who she thought were just there to check the accounts, are in fact the judges of the competition. Indeed they will have been the ones to choose this company to represent Earth.
choccoweeble would have to put up with trying to finish her accounts while at the same time battling various creatures intent on sabotaging Earth's entry. These battles would send paper flying round the office in spectacular fashion as the walls crumble and the roof falls in. However, none of this will slow
choccoweeble down in any way as she will complete complex equations while fighting. One of the Auditors would be helping the saboteurs, a second would be interrupting
choccoweeble with obscure rules that she suddenly has to follow. The third will have decided that he actually kind of likes Earth and will secretly drop vital information into
choccoweeble's inbox. Between them they will be making
choccoweeble's life hell and she will discover that she can use her annoyance to create huge mage blasts of energy. Using this ability she will blast herself to the headquarters of the Auditors and take down the regime that controls them. Auditor three will be ecstatic and take a job as a kinder-garden teacher. Auditor two will get huffy but take a job as an accounts auditor. Auditor one will duel
choccoweeble until finally leaving the planet for good.
If
choccoweeble's life was manga then every time she took a photo a strange shadow would cover parts of the image. This shadow would be dark and mysterious and take the shape of a set of wings. She would discover from a passing old wise woman that these wings foreshadowed some form of danger for the person in the picture. This person will be the secret identity of the heir to the fairy kingdom throne. The wise woman would also state that
choccoweeble alone has the power to save them. She would then pass on a small key and talk about some mystic gate. Later
choccoweeble will just randomly turn the key in mid air and a huge glowing door will appear. This door will completely ignore walls or furniture and will chop anything that intersects it in half.
On the other side of this door will be the fairy kingdom. The first person she meets will invariably fall in love with her and try to aid her no matter what. This will be the case regardless of gender, species or good/evil alignment. She will also rescue a small doe eyed fairy creature with huge floppy ears and mini wings. Despite it being physically impossible this creature will fly using it's ears. This creature will now staunchly defend her even in situation where this will not be necessary.
choccoweeble will spend more time chasing the creature to save it from further danger than trying to find her way home.
choccoweeble will end up fighting huge nightmare beasts that have started to overrun the kingdom. In order to defeat them she has to take a photo of the evil thing invading their soul. This will involve either just a picture of their eyes or, in some rather disturbing cases, she will have to be swallowed to photograph the magical disease within them. She will emerge unharmed but in dire need of dunking in a fairy river. This will become a common occurrence and she will spend a lot of time soaked to the bone. Her creature will then wrap its ears around her in order to warm her up. At least once someone will think the creature is trying to kill her and send it flying away with a massively overpowered attack. This saviour will then be her guide in the fairy kingdom but the creature will pull tricks on him the entire trip in revenge.
choccoweeble will find the ultimate evil being and, if they are not already the one who has fallen for her, she will have to attempt to seduce them and then take a photo of their shadow. They will have a hall full of light in order to make this impossible. If they do already love her she will easily draw them from the room and take a photo at the first possible moment. The evil being will then be revealed as the heir to the throne.
choccoweeble will be rewarded and sent home. She would have no souvenir of the trip, her friends would not even have realised that she had been gone as only 5 mins have passed in the real world. She will think that noone will believe her until she is given a ninja hug by her creature who has come home with her.
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On the other side of this door will be the fairy kingdom. The first person she meets will invariably fall in love with her and try to aid her no matter what. This will be the case regardless of gender, species or good/evil alignment. She will also rescue a small doe eyed fairy creature with huge floppy ears and mini wings. Despite it being physically impossible this creature will fly using it's ears. This creature will now staunchly defend her even in situation where this will not be necessary.
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Date: 2007-05-19 09:04 am (UTC)Are you using plots from actually manga series or are you just making everything up?
Malin